This is what you look like after a couple hours on the fastest boat you've ever been on. A friend of Papa boyf's took us out for a ride on Lake Mead, where we got to take pictures in front of the Hoover Dam. I even got to drive! Let me tell ya, this is the kind of fast where the wind rearranges your facial features, not to mention your hairdo. I don't often feel the need for speed, but it was mighty fun.